Polls and Parodies!

Answer each question in our poll and WIN absolutely nothing!

How long can you remember something??
1 minute
1 hour
1 day
1 year
forever

Do you like watermelon and why?
Shape? | Color? | Seeds? | Taste?
No! I hate watermelon!

What's the longest you've been at the PC?
1 hour
2 hrs.
4 hrs.
8 hrs.
1 year

Are you a millionaire? Yes. No. Maybe.

Do you check the weather on TV before you leave the house? Yes.

Does God have a sense of Humor? Yes.

Do you make noise's when you eat? Yes. No. Maybe.

Do you snore? Yes. No. Maybe.

Here are some parodys for you I worked up for you about food. You can download them and enjoy them as you wish. Also, I have a song I wrote for people who work on the Internet building websites. It's called... "The Webmaster Workout!"

Just, Click on the thumbs up!

"I'm Look Over A Sprig Of Parsley" From, "I'm Look Over A 4 Leaf Clover "

"I've Got You, Mr. Potato Skin" From, "I've Got You Under My Skin"

"Anchovies" From, "Feelings"

"I Can See Clearly Now The Smoke Is Gone" From, "I Can See Clearly Now"

"My Sauce a Brewing Blues" From, "The Folsom Prison Blues"

"You Cooked Something For Me" From, "You Do, Something To Me"

"You Always Order The Food I Love" From " You Always Hurt The One You Love"

"When You're Cookin" From "When You're Smilin"

"The Grated Cheese" From "The Autumn Leaves"

"Come Fry With Me" From "Come Fly With Me"

"The Webmaster Workout" From "The Webmaster Workout" written by me!

Phone Songs All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are pauses, and hyphens are held notes. Mary Had A Little Lamb 3212333, 222, 399, 3212333322321 or 3212333, 222, 133, 3212333322321 Jingle Bells 333, 333, 39123, 666-663333322329, 333, 333, 39123, 666-6633, 399621 Frere Jacques 1231, 1231, 369, 369, 9*9631, 9*9631, 111, 111 Olympic Fanfare 3-9-91231, 2222-32112312, 3-9-91231, 2222-32112321 The Butterfly Song 963, 23621, 3693236236932362, 963, 23621 Happy Birthday 112, 163, 112, 196, 110, 8521, 008, 121