Funny Riddles Just For Kids!

Funny Riddles Just For Kids

1. Can giraffes have babies?

2. How do rabbits travel?

3. What clothing does a house wear?

4. What shoes should you wear when your basement is flooded?

What kind of ties can't you wear?

6. What did the sock say to the foot?

7. Why are potatoes good detectives?

8. Why was the belt arrested?

9. What kind of eyeglasses do spies wear?

10. What do you call a funny book about eggs?

11. What do you get when you saw a comedian in two?

12. When is it dangerous to play cards?

13. What does the Invisible Man drink at snacktime?

14. What kind of soda must you not drink?

15. What part of your body has the most rhythm?

16. How does Mother Earth fish?

17. Where is the ocean the deepest?

18. Where is the best place to see a man-eating fish?

19. What do whales like to chew?

20. What did the beach say when the tide came in?

21. What is a pickle's all time favorite musical?

22. What did one potato chip say to the other?

23. What did the chocolate bar say to the lollipop?

24. How does a king open a door?

25. What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?

26. Why did the prisoner take a shower before breaking out of jail?

27. What did the outlaw get when he stole a calendar?

28. How did the hangman keep up with current events?

29. Which way did the outlaw go when he stole the computer?

30. Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

31. Why wasn't the outlaw allowed to be buried in the town cemetery?

32. What happened to the crook who fell into the cement mixer?

33. What is the best thing to do if a bull charges you?

34. What kind of horse eats and drinks with its tail?

35. In which month do monkeys play baseball?

36. What has 2 gloves and 4 legs?

37. When is an umpire like an operator?

38. How can you pitch a winning baseball game without ever throwing a ball?

39. Which weighs more a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?

40. What kind of ant can break a picnic table with one blow?

41. What do dogs drink at picnics?

42. Where do race cars go swimming?

43. Can a boyscout make a fire with one stick?

44. A hiker went without sleep for 7 days and wasn't tired. How?

45. What kind of egg travels to unknown places?

46. What did the hiker say when he ran into a porcupine?

47. Why can't you play basketball with pigs?

48. How do hikers dress on cold mornings?

49. Which football player wears the biggest helmet?

50. What runs but never gets out of breath?

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