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Happy Halloween




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Happy Halloween to you and yours! I hope you enjoy Spooky by the Classics IV performed by Kieto! While you're listening......
click here to see something freaky!!
Have some fun, but don't freak out too much. I did!!

What do fishermen say on Halloween?

What do birds say on Halloween?

Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"
Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"

Why didn't the little monster go trick-or-treating?
He didn't have a costume.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day?
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!

Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts?
Because it was Hulaween!

"'This Halloween I'd like to be weird and bizarre."
"That's easy. Just be yourself!"

Where's the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating?
On the psycho path!

Did you hear about the obnoxious pumpkin?
He was a real jerk-o'-lantern!

What's the difference between a monsters tummy and a trick-or-treat bag?
You can fill up the bag!

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?
They both have empty heads.

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?
A ghoul Yule!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Ivan who?
Ivan to bite your neck!

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?
Pizza Haunt!

Where do werewolves stay when they're on vacation?
At the Howliday Inn!

Where does the Wolfman live?
In a werehouse!

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
They paint the town dead!

What oinks and drinks blood?
A hampire!

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What's orange on the inside and clear on the outside?
A pumpkin in a plastic bag!

One dark night two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"

Three vampires walk into a bar. The waitress comes up to them and asks them what they'll have. ?

The first vampire says, "I'll have a glass of O Positive."
The second vampire says, "I'll have a glass of AB Negative."
The third vampire says, "I'm the designated driver. I'll just have a glass of plasma."
The waitress turns toward the bartender and yells........

"Gimme two bloods and one blood lite!"

Happy Halloween!! Listen to Spooky by Kieto!


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