Happy
Halloween to you and yours! I hope you
enjoy Spooky by the Classics IV performed
by Kieto! While you're listening...... click
here to see something freaky!!
Have some fun, but don't freak out too
much. I did!!
What do fishermen say
on Halloween?
"Trick-or-trout!"
What do birds
say on Halloween?
"Trick-or-tweet!"
Girl 1: "Can
I invite a few friends to your Halloween
party?"
Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"
Why didn't
the little monster go trick-or-treating?
He didn't have a costume.
What
would you get if you crossed Halloween
with Independence Day?
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing
grass skirts?
Because it was Hulaween!
"'This Halloween I'd like to be weird
and bizarre."
"That's easy. Just be yourself!"
Where's the most dangerous place to go
trick-or-treating?
On the psycho path!
Did
you hear about the obnoxious pumpkin?
He was a real jerk-o'-lantern!
What's the difference between a monsters
tummy and a trick-or-treat bag?
You can fill up the bag!
Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?
They both have empty heads.
What would you get if you crossed Halloween
with Christmas?
A ghoul Yule!
Knock,
knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to bite your neck!
Where
would you take a ghost for lunch?
Pizza Haunt!
Where do werewolves stay when they're
on vacation?
At the Howliday Inn!
Where does the Wolfman live?
In a werehouse!
How do zombies celebrate Halloween?
They paint the town dead!
What
oinks and drinks blood?
A hampire!
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
That's when the ghosts do their spring
screaming!
What's orange on the inside and clear
on the outside?
A pumpkin in a plastic bag!
One
dark night two men were walking home after
a party and decided to take a shortcut
through the cemetery just for laughs.
Right in the middle of the cemetery they
were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise
coming from the misty shadows. Trembling
with fear, they found an old man with
a hammer and chisel, chipping away at
one of the headstones.
"Holy
cow, Mister," one of them said
after catching his breath, "You
scared us half to death we thought you
were a ghost! What are you doing working
here so late at night?"
"Those
fools!" the old man grumbled. "They
misspelled my name!"
Three
vampires walk into a bar. The waitress
comes up to them and asks them what they'll
have. ?
The first
vampire says, "I'll have a glass
of O Positive."
The second vampire says, "I'll
have a glass of AB Negative."
The third vampire says, "I'm the
designated driver. I'll just have a
glass of plasma."
The waitress turns toward the bartender
and yells........
"Gimme
two bloods and one blood lite!"
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