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An
amazing talking dog
A man and his dog walk into a bar. The
man proclaims, "I'll bet you a
round of drinks that my dog can talk."
Bartender:
"Yeah! Sure...go ahead."
Man:
"What covers a house?"
Dog:
"Roof!"
Man:
"How does sandpaper feel?"
Dog:
"Rough!"
Man:
"Who was the greatest ball player
of all time?"
Dog:
"Ruth!"
Man:
"Pay up. I told you he could talk."
The
bartender, annoyed at this point, throws
both of them out the door. Sitting on
the sidewalk, the dog looks at the guy
and says, "or is the greatest player
Mantle?"
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