barked all day and night Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday and yesterday. Yesterday,
I had enough and called her over to
the fence and spoke to her. I said,
"Sadie, I love you but you're getting
on my last nerve. If you don't nip the
barking, I won't give you any more bones."
She just looked at me with those big
browns. As I turned, she barked. I snapped
around and said, "OK! If the threat
of no more bones isn't gonna cure you,
I guess the balls in my court!"
That was followed by two more barks
before I shut the door. Then it was
back to the timed barks.
sat in my chair and listened for a few
moments trying to compose myself. I
thought to myself, "Hmm, I wonder
if Sadie is singing a song and is keeping
a beat. Hmmm. Compose. Hmmm. Beat. I
think I'll compose a song with a beat
about this dog. So I did. Want to hear
it? Here it goes.