The Comedy Club
A Few
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Here you can laugh and play until wither your sides hurt, or, you get caught by the boss. We don't want that now, do we? Just have a good time. There's plenty of surprise here.

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Have you experienced a past life? Yes. No.
Do you sing in the shower? Yes. No.
Do you want me to stop asking questions? Yes. No.
Have you experienced deva vu? Yes. No.

I was thinking... AGAIN!

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me ...they were cramming for their finals!

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't Zigzag?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

Why do we use the slang phrase, "That's my 2 cents" when giving opinions, but we say "a penny for your thoughts"? Where did the other penny come from?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

What did the dog say to the little child pulling his tail? ? I Dunno.
Would you help me look for my cat? Yes. No.
Will you come to my birthday party? Yes. No.



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